Why..
-Does the city of Chicago not clear any of the sidewalks? It is only a matter of time until I fall and break something.
-My mom after all these years still does not know what kind of candy I would like in my stocking? (I realize I might be a little old for the stockings but if she is still going to use them maybe try to remember that I prefer peppermint patties over an orange)
-Do I get sick every year around Christmas?
-Do we have to wait so long for new episodes of Lost and Alias?
-No matter how many years I have to do it I still can barely drag myself out of bed in the morning
-Do girls who are younger than me feel the need to call me "sweetie"