It has been crazy busy this week: I am going to Blast tomorrow and I head to Florida next Tues-Thurs for work. I just found out at one of the receptions they are having for us down there is poolside with dark and white chocolate fountains for dessert!

Here are some things I was wondering if I am supposed to be to old for:

-Getting the majority of my news from The Daily Show w/Jon Stewart
-Knowing words to Brittney's Spears songs
-Having a crush on a TV star
-Having a stuffed Scooby Doo in my room (it was a gift to clarify)
-To still think think the Care Bears are the cutest toys

So I think this will wrap things up on the whole "Alias" emails:
I found out that Sherry/her daughter Casey had been sending the "Michael" emails totally independantly from Jeff who was sending the "Jennifer" emails. They didn't know the other was doing it so they were both kind of weirded out.
So Sherry a.k.a Michael sent this email to Jeff a.k.a. Jennifer:

Jennifer,

Hey, this is my gig. Tanya is my fan so don't try to steal her. I know you are bitter over our break up, but stooping to taking my fans is just too much. I won't tolerate it. You know how tough I am and I can take you on anytime despite your neurotic work out routine, so just concentrate on Ben and stay out of the relationship I have with Tanya.

Michael

Pretty funny.

Too much time on their hands...
So today I got a fake Fedex package on my desk and what do you know-it was "from" ABC-Michael Vartan. It had a whole fake fedex cover including return address, shipping order, tracking number. (yes, i did call fedex on the tracking number to make sure i wasn't signed up for some fan club that actually sent it). Inside it held a handmade collage of pictures of him in a frame.
It also included a Jan & Feb calendar of him (autographed Love-MV). I googled calendar and found them. You can see them on the link below:

Vartan Calendar

The whole thing is pretty funny however it seems as though someone might need another hobby if they have time to do all this:)

TODAY..I got some more emails from my new friends...
Hi Tanya,

Thanks for your e-mail. But as you know - I get so many e-mails every day telling me how great I am, so I was not surprised by what you had to say. Did you hear from Jen? I passed your name along to her because I was sure that you were a fan of her's too. Although, we both know that her talent is short lived.

I know what you are thinking, that I am bitter after the breakup. But actually I am not. I saw the opportunity to score on Jennifer because she was just fresh from her divorce, and naturally she was attracted to me. So, I dated her for a while, but we both knew that the relationship had no future. Now that she is dating Ben I know that it was a good move to get rid of her. I mean come on, I am so much better looking, and a much better actor, so I think I am just soo much for Jen to handle. But, we remain friends.

Alias is still shooting so my schedule is pretty busy. I found out that my assistant did not send off those pictures to you yet so I fired her. Honestly, can't find any good help in Hollywood anymore. Do you want a job? Ha - just a joke, I am sure what you do is much more exciting than being my secretary.

Gotta go, I am due up in the next scene so they need me in make-up.

Michael

And from Jen..
Hey Tanya - Thanks for writing me back so quickly. I
would love to hang out this weekend...but Michael
really isn't your type. Don't tell anyone, but Ben
and I are sort of on the rocks - but I think you and
Ben would be great together!!! I'll let you know
about this weekend when I finalize my schedule.

Peace out,

Jner

I Obviously responded right away with...
Jen,
I'm sorry to hear about you and Ben-all the magazines said you were going to get married. Maybe you can still work things out but if not I'll love to hook up with him. Just let me know-my schedule fills up pretty fast so if you could let me know as soon as you talk things over with your assistant and Ben we can plan to meet.
Looking forward to your next episode tonight!

AND OF COURSE to Michael...
Michael,

I did hear from Jen-I think we are going to hang out soon but I am really looking forward to hanging out with you!

I am really glad to hear that you aren’t bitter. You are so right-how could she not be attracted to you..everyone is! I am certainly glad you aren’t dating anymore because that gives me a chance to get to meet you. I am glad you’re still friends though because if Jen and I are friends too that would be awkward. You are a great actor-I am having a hard time finding some of the movies you are in at blockbuster so maybe if you have some extra copies you could send them to me.

I was wondering when those pictures were going to come in-all my friends want to see them. I do have plenty of exciting options out here but I love the warm weather in LA and I have great office skills. If you are really looking for a new secretary I’d be interested.

I have to get started with work now but have fun shooting your next scene-I hope they are going to let you have your shirt off this time.

Talk to you later,

So here is what I responded with to Michael and Jennifer:
Michael-

That sounds great-I’ll be looking for those pictures. I can put them on my desk at work. I need a new calendar too so that works out good. Do you already have my address?

I thought Alias was good. I know there will be more behind Irina’s death. That scene when you came to Sydney’s door-I don’t know how she couldn’t let your character in. I loved the fight scene you had beating up the huge guy. The way you handled yourself even though he was like twice your size was awesome. I’m glad to see they will be giving you more scenes to show off your skills. I am excited to see more of that this season. It’s good you decided to stay on the show even thought there were rumors of you leaving. You are right-it wouldn’t be the same without you.

I will actually be in Beverly Hills in end of March/first weekend in April visiting so maybe we could hook up then. Hopefully you will be in town and not off filming somewhere else.

I am looking forward to meeting you,

Jen,
I am a fan-I really enjoy Alias! I would love to get together to hang out-maybe we could go out downtown and pick up some guys together (or we could just meet Ben and you could bring your co worker-Michael-for me) I have been looking into self defense classes so if you could give me some pointers sometime I'd love it. Give me a call and we can schedule a time to meet up.

Emails From the Stars...
I don't know how they found me but this past week I got an email from
Michael Vartan:
Dear Tanya,
I hear that you are my number one fan from some friends of yours, so I just had to write. I will be sending you a collection of pictures of myself that i put in a frame just for you. Each month i will send a calander page featuring me. Sorry i'm a little late this month!

How did you like Alias this week? I thought i looked pretty good- as i always do. I'm hoping they give me more action scenes to show off my physical skills. the show would be nothing without me, and I'm sure you, as well as my other fans, would stop watching every Wednesday.

If you are ever in Beverly Hills, look me up. E-mail me back and i will be sure to schedule a time for us to meet. How about lunch?

Hope to hear from you Soon!

Michael Vartan

An then...this morning Jennifer Garner emailed me too:

Hey Tanya - I've been visiting some killer chat rooms
and the word on the net is that you're my biggest fan.
I'm honored that you would invest so much of your
time and energy into following me, my shows, my
movies, my music, my hair and make-up, my clothing,
and my love life. I am pretty sweet so I'm not
surprised, but I'm still honored. Maybe we could get
together for drinks and a self defense lesson. Let me
know what you're schedule is like. I'll be in Chicago
this weekend and I'm free on Saturday.

Your new BFF,

Jennifer (but you can call me jen!)

PS - I've attatched a picture of myself. Can you send
me one of you?

I am excited about my new friends:)